NEW: "Doctors & Nurses & Patients, Oh my!"

I wrote this one just the other day, and I decided it had to be posted immediately. Its my attempt to show just how fun & funny it is to be in a loony bin, and how EVERYONE in there seems a little off: Doctors, Nurses, AND Patients...



Lyrics:

Doctors and Patients
Are trying my Patience.
Doctors and Patients,
Oh my!

A patient asked me once,
"Would you like to try the Punch?"
And without warning, he gave me
A big ol' black eye!

Well, doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!
Patience, patience, patients!
Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc!
Patience, patience, patients!
I got no more patience,
Oh my!

Well Doctors and Nurses
Should buy us all hearses.
Doctors and Nurses,
Oh my!

They should buy us all a hearse,
'Cause our condition's gettin worse,
And we're reminded all the time
We're gonna die!

So have the courtesy
To buy that hearse for me!
Oh you know I'm just a dirt-poor white guy.

Nursie! Nursie! Nursie!
Hearses! Hearses! Hearses!
Nursie! Nursie! Nursie!
Hearses!
Nurses buyin hearses, oh my!